Nonsense Youtooz: Cob (2020)

About Cob Youtooz

After successfully beating Youtooz's challenge to get 10,000 replies of the corn emoji on a tweet, Cobiscool receives an official figure. If you're reading this, you've been in a coma for almost 20 years now. We're trying a new technique. We don't know where this message will end up in your dream, but we hope we're getting through. Cob's Youtooz stands 5 inches tall, corn husk included. Wearing converse sneakers and pointing finger guns, this collectible includes a detailed sculpt of a corn on the cob with a grinning expression. The window box was designed in collaboration with Cob and resembles, you guessed it, a corn field. The figure ships in an embossed, matte, protective outer sleeve.

Cob is a gaming content creator with a dog named Gibson and roommates Yumi and Tuxbird. He loves corn because it is the superior vegetable.